Tuesday, May 20, 2008

We needs goats!

Jeff went on his lunch break (YES--he takes lunch breaks) today to see if everything looked ok at the land. The grass is REALLY high. He said it was hard to tell where the drive is. He was in his little Miata so he didn't dare see if it would make it through grass. Not after what happened to him once before in soft ground.
Positive side. Found where the spring runs through the front side of the property.
Trying to dig out.
Hooking up a tow rope. Notice the mud on the dress shoes & pants. Not really stuck if you don't get some mud on ya'.
Giving up & letting our nearest neighbor up on the hill pull him out.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road and he'd
fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and he'd planted
some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it
over as he hadn't been down there for a while.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond,
he heard splashing and female voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw that 5 young women had parked their car at the side
of the road, climbed the fence and were skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
hurriedly splashing to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're naked and we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned and yelled back, 'I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond."
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm just here to feed the alligator.'
(Old Men Can Still Think Fast!!!) & Moral of the story----
Don't swim in our lake

Friday, May 2, 2008

Deer

What do you call a deer with no eye?

No eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eye and no leg?
Still no eye deer

Tracks at our land !!!